If you want to get married , read this

Wife:My dear..... What are You Looking for

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...??You've been reading our marriage certificate

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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The Difference Between Mother & Wife

One Brings you into this world crying... & the other makes you

Continue to do so.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the

office. Why ???000

Husband: When there is a problem, , I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife:You see, how powerful I am for you

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself "What

other problem can

be greater than this one

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any

worries

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Now , do you want to marry

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